Wednesday, February 23, 2005
I'll be 30 soon, and dammit, here is a really good gift!
I'll reel off a few "birthday hints" in case anyone needs some extra thoughts for me turning 30, and getting "older"
I'm looking to a have an EPic Marathon year!
Or perhaps yOu just need to have a good time.
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Bang?
This is a US army training tool they've skinned with the unreal engine to teach our boys in camo how to communicate peacefully with Iraquis in meaningful terms.
Gee, it just sounds like a really good idea, howsabout a version for us regular humans, you know,, SO WE CAN PLAY NICE WITH EACH OTHER!!! (do ya like how I was shouting there;)
good bye Hunter, ya weirdo!!! We'll miss you
For gosh sakes, just go take a look, This quote alone make s it,
try the link! It goes to his gonzo.org also go visit his last posting to espn!!! Shotgun golf!
Sounds like it goes along with my biathalon sport update, just think,
Moguls skiing, with shotgun targets, you've got to hit all the targets while mogul skiing down a run. there are 4 targets 2 per side.
Best time while clearing all 4 targets wins!! (it's a closed course event) maybe it needs to be a laser target type event, but for the olympic level we'll use real shotguns!!!
Friday, February 11, 2005
Yesterday's tomorrow (and other confusing sentences) (cool planes that never were)
Think fun, let your mind expand.
Look up in wonder,, or fear,,,,
OR DREAD.
And now I shall Break your Brain!!!
I shall break your bRain!!
You're welcome,,,
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Carrots anyone?
Just a test, of the emergency blogcasting system
be appearing now.
This concludes the direct emailing of my blog from my new gmail
account. I'd forward you an invite, but quite frankly I haven't
figured out how to yet! (ooh! Wait! There it is!)
Oh Shit I want one of these!
First of all, I'd like to say that I finally figured out how to hyper link my postings (yes, I am truly an idiot!)
But check out this toilet!! Sooo cool! Warm seat, bidet, dryer, it's like a dream come true! and it saves toilet paper!!! (don't skip where it says warm seat!!)
Woww!! must get now!!!
Monday, February 07, 2005
be American, watch more damn commercials!
ok, so it's what we do during the big game, we watch ads. Here they are in all their glory.
You know it was a good year, we saw underdog, a reason to use waaay more tabasco, superheros, and a resurgance of late 90's dotcom commercials (that suck and are needless)
You're welcome!
(oh yeah, and the wedding shower rocked, and I proved once again, I cannot play golf well, but it can be fun)
Friday, February 04, 2005
hey a great place to raise dinero for an east bay biz!
check it out, micro biz loans for the east bay.
also great prices to be had for a Frank Ogawa center address for working!
Yee haw!!!!
You must view this, tell your friends
wow, simply wow,
white black red a little grey.
View Drum machine (it's the only one I've seen so far)
I am blown away!
it's magical!! It's hysterical, it's groovy!!
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
oh yes, far too long I know
I've since left the last location of vocation, and I can now say, it was the Sharper Image, (lotsa cool, great people, there will be no ill talk of them!)
Now I make slicey stuff!! Cool!
I hope all is well, and lets hope for a blogtastic 2005! Just a wedding to go!
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Good emergency info (just in case)
http://www.palmsource.com/interests/emergency/
Hey! I found this great data at palmsource, and while I don’t know if it’ll save a life today, it could come in handy, find your favorite and store it in your palm, you never know!
Friday, November 05, 2004
YAYYY!!! The Episode III teaser is here!
Omi God! Omi God! Omi God!
It’s here!!!
Ok, so I know I’m a big huge geek, but let’s be serious, I’ve been waiting for this since I’ve been alive, so, get off my cloud, go to starwars.com and watch the teaser trailer, and rejoice!!!!
And be, afraid.
Friday, October 22, 2004
testing for the new email style posting and simplicity
Ok, so if you haven’t seen this site yet, and you’ve never been there, and you’re interested in technology, well then you’re an idiot.
Go there, but only hourly and on weekdays, cause they sure as heck don’t answer on the weekends!! (ok, maybe they do, but I have no way of knowing!)
Have a happy day! It’s Friday!!!!!!
Later –H.B.
Sunday, October 17, 2004
Finally someone developed a game just for me!!!!
It's called, "Evil Genius!!!" Hahah hahhah hah ha!!!!
Friday, October 15, 2004
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Monday, October 11, 2004
Friday, October 08, 2004
Thursday, October 07, 2004
smart.com - BRABUS Accessories
my new fetish object!!! I've got to get the brabus roadster!!! It rocks!!!! (ok, I'll wait till I own the saturn, and the newest brabus is out, but come on! wow!!)
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Monday, September 27, 2004
plazes.beta
Ooohh!! ohhh!!! This is so neat you've got to do it!!! Wow!! We can locate things and meet there, and rate them, and find good restraunts, and more stuff, and it's so cool!! I tell you it's Rad!!! (did I say rad?)
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Optimus Prime's sister was a stripper
Believe it or not, the title is very appropirate and well worth viewing, just remember (in case you weren't born in the mid 70's) Optimus prime was a big rig.
Monday, September 13, 2004
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
REI: Camping Expert Advice
Geocaching is cool, so join in! this link goes straight to the geocaching hint of of all!
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
CB2, a new destination from Crate and Barrel
Finally! More crate less barrel!! It's modern furniture from a big store! yayyy!!!
Finally I can be on my favorite monster and he'll win!!
You've got to see this! Battling monsters, can there be any better live show?! (yes, but I bet this would come in a close third!) So go see it,, and tell me all about it!
Wired 12.09: Scientific Method Man
Now this is my kind of science, finally someone who's looking for the right holes! I've wondered about this for years, and now someone's working on the right part of the problem!!! Cool!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Mulsanne Corner
Holy crap! A really interesting technical overview of great Le Mans cars, what do you know! Later, they'll do something useful likel look at F1 cars the same way (without a pay service ATLAS!)
Friday, August 20, 2004
Monday, August 16, 2004
Cheap Stingy Bastard: Digtal Camera
I swear that, at some point in time, I'll save big money with this!!!!
ahh the wave of silly joy washes over me!!
Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness, yes, finally what "NOT" to do with your new antenna, and other needless images that will make milk bubbles come out your nose (especially funny if you're not a milk drinker!)
Friday, August 13, 2004
Thursday, August 12, 2004
AUTO2010: Future of car and automotive transportation
I can't believe this is the only picture of this I can find! Go see the remora car, be flabbergasted. Move on
give it away give it away give it away now
ooh free games, from rock star even no less!! (just download and probably tell they what you plan on naming thier,, er your firstborn)
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
MIT, go there, don't have to be there!
yeah, finally some decent at home learning,,
It's friggin MIT people!!! (does Cal Tech have one of these?)
hook a celly up!
umm, I'm a little frustrated, these guys don't say how much their product costs, I'm sure it's a pretty penny. Anyway, it's the only way I know to swath a cell phone in stingray skin. Coool
Monday, August 09, 2004
what the hell did you just hear?!
go hear, find out the name of the song, per your radio station, and where you live, then bitch and moan about the group that just played properly!
make your own little handheld!!!
ooh, this is a cool site,, if you want to design and program your own itty bitty computer!
Friday, August 06, 2004
Thursday, August 05, 2004
just plain great injection molding data
check the links and stuff! great for injection molding and overmolding data.
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Waterball Launcher
coem on, someday, I have to have a waterball!! (oh, and you can watch the commercial too!)
Monday, August 02, 2004
eHow.com How things get done
well, this is just how things get done I guess. umm, so if you do stuff, go here? Hang on a sec, I'm going to make a needlessly audacious statement and meekly attempt to back it up and,,, oh, right, they've already done this. Oh well, at least it's well done.
Inventor of Pop Rocks candy dies Bill, we never knew ye,, Thank You.
Sadly we must report that the developer (inventor is such a dirty word) of Pop Rocks, our beloved candy has died. It is truly a sad time. I hope that we all can remember this as a national holiday.
In related news, I shall now reveal a small combination of two of some of Mr. Mitchell's greatest creations.
Jiggly Pops:
Make Jello Jigglers, with half the required water, then use clear (unspiced, sorry Mon Capitan) Rum for the other half of the liquid. (please be over 21 for this delightful snack)
Then, just before serving, sprinkle liberally with Pop rocks on top of the jigglers,
Now, you two have made your own Homage to our beloved Mr. Mitchell.
Seat Blasphemy meter to YEEEHAWW!!!!!
ok, so if you don't watch this trailer your life is slowly decreasing. Remember to be blashphemous, and to enjoy entirely the movie on the way (it's a trailer, have quicktime,, then LAUGH!)
Friday, July 30, 2004
Alien Hominid - presented by Newgrounds.com
PLAY THAT FUNKY GAME BOY!! This game rocks, just click the "play this game" icon and thank me later!
Thursday, July 29, 2004
Phill Gives us a good reason to say "Shut up stupid!"
This dude debunks bad psuedoscience, thank you Phil!!! (Read this and then let someone tell you we didn't land on the moon,, then smash their brain!)
MoCoLoco - Modern contemporary design & architecture
oooh! my new fave blog site! It's got great ideas, lines, and generally cool stuff to check out! Get it while it's,, ok, just got there a lot and link stuff!
notice the offroad SEgway!!! arrrgh!
one more reason stupid should hurt, a raised segway. Thanks ya All Star!
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Here it is Tristan,, the Returner
If you never believed in the transformers, check this trailer out!!! (it's on video now)
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
online quoting for manufacturing!
this is really cool, for online outsourced manufacturing people can quote and have products made at a great price from trusted vendors, it's just too cool (why did it take me of all people this long to find this site?!) I'll never know.
button game
umm, this is dumb,, a definite waste of time. Really. So go do it now! (you're reading this aren't you!)
Monday, July 26, 2004
weird hippie Japanese website, fish full of no haikus orangutan
yeah, I know what I wrote for a subject is confusing, click on the links, it still won't make sense!!!
FresnoBee.com: Metro: Fresno may lead country in energy
ahh the possibilities, Fresno famous for its "clean air" I'm kinda totally flabbergasted, but then, well, there you go!!
Then again it is the town famous for making my first 18 years a living hell in terms of my health, so what are you gonna do?!
TECH TIME: 50 Coolest Websites: Complete List
What a great freaking list of wonderful websites, a mildly useful compendium of hyperlinks,, it's like someone is trying to be useful or something!!! Wow!
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Please pass the asparagus!!!
ok, ummm, so uhh,, this article (YOU HAVE TO CLICK THROUGH!) is about,, okay, Peeing in an MRE to rehydrate it. Yes, that can only mean one thing, and when I find out what that is, you can bet I'm definitely going to be VERY pissed off!!! (that was a pun too). go read and be afraid!
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
| KDLAB V3 | Whoa!! cool!!!! go see it!!!
ok, so I know I link to a lot of different neato things, this ROCKS! click on the word real, and start with the summer 04 Reel, WOW!!! Just do it, anything more will ruin the surprise! It's cool!!!
| KDLAB V3 | Whoa!! cool!!!! go see it!!!
ok, so I know I link to a lot of different neato things, this ROCKS! click on the word real, and start with the summer 04 Reel, WOW!!! Just do it, anything more will ruin the surprise! It's cool!!!
Friday, July 16, 2004
ummm, odd music, an odd new world, and well,, just go check it out ok!
Dag Blog it!! This is indeed odd! but lots of fun, check it out!!!Neat art, odd music, and fun!!! Then again,, maybe not!
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Make your very best "I'm surprised face!"
Well yes, courtney love has been institutionalized, and all we can think is,,, "Why did it take so long"!!
Thank you, you insane dumbass for continuing to provide more comedy than you ever intended!!!
Office Depot offers to recycle electronics for free - Jul. 13, 2004
Stop!! Too much usefulness!!!! Finally recycling!! What a thought!! Next thing you know, someone will make a trashcan that actually nicely sorts your refuse and recycling!
Radio-Controlled Pteranodon
This one flies a crapload better than that Triceatorsicopter I used to have!
Welcome to the Jackito-TDA community website
ooh!! Very interesting, someone has done some real homework, now will anyone buy it?!
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Funfurde- words to live with
cehck this site out!! It's rather great! Especially the current posts, and wonderful links to a number of great retail and web based stores with great products. Oh just go look at it! Really!!! I mean it!!! NOW GO!!!!
Monday, July 12, 2004
HOVERBIKE JETBIKE starwars speederbike airbike for sale - TradeMe.co.nz - New Zealand
There are better speeder bikes! (just not that you can buy!)
USATODAY.com - New products' selling point: Versatility
What's this? A tan AND a shower!!! Why?! How!? Yes!!!! A mirror and a TV?! Just go see! (of course the jerks don't bother linking it, but then, there you go!)
Official Ticketmaster site. Infineon GP of Sonoma American Le Mans Series tickets Infineon Raceway Sonoma, CA, Directions, seating chart.
yeah!! get tickets and go have fun!!!!!!
Friday, July 09, 2004
Listen Live to Lance and Tyler
Hey! Look at the top!!! Listen Live to Lance and Tyler Ride! Thanks Jenny #8!
Thursday, July 08, 2004
SolidWorks Tutorial, FREE SolidWorks 2001 Tutorial, Solidworks 2003 tutorial
ok, so I needed a place to remind myself where I can find some tutorials, ya gonna blame me?!
NASA and Space Models
oooh!! Today has a space theme! I get it!!! So go buy it!! Support our extraplanetary revenue generators! (plus it's a cool site!)
NASA and Space Models
oooh!! Today has a space theme! I get it!!! So go buy it!! Support our extraplanetary revenue generators! (plus it's a cool site!)
Eagle Lander 3D
Welcome to space!!! I'm your host buzz aldrin!!! (he heh heh, he said buzz!) Anyhew, check this software out, it's like totally 1960ish!!! Go fly the lunar lander dammit!! (then email me and tell me all about it!)
Go my little taikonaught!
SmartKlamp: Single-Use, Automatic Circumcisions
Holy Crap!!!!! AUUGHH!!!!! What in the! Automatic Circumcisions?! umm, is this going to put moyles out of business? I'm confused and frightened!!!
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Lance, Go Dude!!!!! hit 6!!
Ok, so Lance Armstrong is hell on heels!! Already ahead thanks to an amazing team time trial, it begins now!!! Finally a reason to kick the crap out of the euro teams!!! At least we've got one real racer (I can't wait to drive F1 for the Red white and blue (and not france!))
Anyway, go check this out and cheer on the lance!!!!! Yahooo!!!!! (uh, I mean, POSTAL!!!)