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Friday, May 27, 2005

Flickr

This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.

Friday, April 15, 2005

This kid is AMAZING!!!!

So like, umm, go to this site, download the movies, and be AMAZED!!! This kid does some of the most amazing things with a helicopter (remote control) that I've EVER seen!

Someone needs to go pro shortly after potty training!!!

The hand eye coordination and lack of attention to what people "should" do with a helicopter are what really make this kid something!


Thanks boing boing!

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Underwater Brilliance!!

Check out this amazing article on Wired!! It's about a great team of kids in Arizona that made a sweet R.O.V. kicked M.I.T.'s ass, and still got shafted!!!

So help them out!!! This is the first worthy cause I've seen in a while (that isn't about helping people affected by the tsunami, or cancer, or other thing that belittles and destroys humans that can do nothing to stop it)

2nD life!! Money makin money money makin!

Check out second life, it's what's cool in weird, off world things to do.

Finally you can be a nerd, or a gym teacher, or a garbage man,, like you've always dreamed!!!!

Monday, March 28, 2005

Coolest chairs ever (if yo've got space for em!)

Well, as we complete the move, we notice that there is no room for our table and chairs, (yes, we have outdoor camp chairs and rubbermaid ones only).

But when we DO have the room for it, check out some of these great chairs and other stuff in this awesome collections from gopingpong aps.

Cloven Magic!!

So, I found this online after a link from a home and garden show,, HOW was this not the article of the show!

It's a sweet looking garlic peeler!!! WOW!!!


My mind,, I do believe it is blown.

As for myself, Shannon and I have moved into the new place, wow!!
Now we have to set it up! (oy!)

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Yeah Right Barry, "Muscle Weight"

So the stupidest man in baseball Barry Bonds admits he has a little problem with "muscle weight"
Possibly the quote of the year from such an idiot!

Just remember when he didn't have all that "muscle weight".

It's just ridiculous.

I was there in 1988, when dad pointed to Ben Johnson before the 100 meters, as he pointed nonchalantly and said "He's on steroids"
Where's your gold medal now ben? I bet he's lost a little "muscle weight" too.

Stupid idiots. They're as bad as the actors who never went to college that want to tell us all about their causes, since they have all the money and free time in the world and don't feel reality applies to them,, arrgh!

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Thank you Yahoo!!!!!

So, ummm, I don't know if Bryan knows this is on Yahoo, but you should!!!

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Whoever Tonx is,,,Holy Sit!

He takes great pictures! (you do have to clickon the images to see the full sets) He even gets mycological! I think I'll be getting back into photography, now that I've seen what I can do with flicker!! Wow!

ok, so I double up on this one, since, well I found something else infinitely cool, that I just have to get up now!!! Holy Sit!
It's a showing at cranbrook, and well, it's actually cool, and arty, and a little bit designy.

Plus for all you sickos out there, fancy computers from Qualia!
I'm not sold, but T is!

Wear Green, Drink Guiness, it's that simple stupid!

Wear Green, Drink Guiness, it's that simple stupid!

What my next office will look like! (thanks aint it cool and pixar!)

So the guy from aint it cool news got a drive through at the pixar studios right here in downtown Emeryville (for those of you who don't know I live in Oakland, that's why in the movie The Incredibles, he drives down a street called san pablo, I was in a theatre on that street while watching it, about a mile from the studio, it was a little surreal at the time (ok I just felt cool for no good reason))
Well, This dude got a tour of the studios, and well, best idea for offices/cubicles ever! Check it out!
Here's the link to his rockin article (the rest of the stuff is cool too)

Thanks aint it cool news dude!

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Unionize! Unionize?! Unionize?

So umm this is something I always wondered about. There is no Industrial Designers Union, since we're a bunch of independent jerks. But there is this freelancer's union thing I've been hearing about for a little while and I finally found their website (thanks core77) It's interesting and give people who really need it a chance at retirement, insurance, and stability that regular people don't face (regular wage earners in a "in house" type position (that includes you hippies over at starbucks)).
Anyhew, way to go!

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Adam West Rides Again!!!

Hey Tristan, Check this out!!!!

A totally cool batmanian movie, done rather well I must say!

Finally Duct tape wallets for free! Take that Kline!

So, ummm, all you duct tape wallet companies,, HAHAHHAHAHH!!!!!!
Now I can do it on the cheap!!! (Since I have's me some duct tape already!)

Thanks you guys and gal's at core77 for the tip

Monday, March 14, 2005

Whaoo!! The new machine is here!

So now I'm riding high at home with the pimpin' new machine!

3 Ghz 1Gig ram 256 Mb video
160 Gb drive.

It's like I can finally do some projects at home at full speed!

ok, ok,, ok,, so now my driving games work correctly for once.
Gee does that mean trouble for anyone? I guess so.

Cheers!!

Dude, I've got a dell!!!

I'm still alive!!! (and they're not!)

Well, I did it, I made it to 30!!!
Here are some people that didn't



Robert Johnson (he started the curse off)
Jimi Hendrix
Janis Joplin
Kurt Cobain
Pigpen (Grateful Dead)
Jim Morrison
Brian Jones (Rolling Stones)
Nick Drake (an old 26)
Tim Buckley (a young 28)


Nanny nanny na nah!!!!!!!!
It's good to taunt death!

Magnetic paint! Sure! It'll stick like crazy (as long as you're a magnet!)

Umm, so this is a link to buy magnetic paint,, it's neato!

Linked from make magazine, (thanks)

Spike Jonze is still cooler than you! (and me!)

So, umm view this is a blissed out state. Spike Jonze still rocks (he made this for addidas)

Get Fuzzier or else!!!

So if your life is dim and dull and you haven't been readying Get Fuzzy on a daily basis,, WHY?!!?!?!

Anyhew, Here's were to buy Get Fuzzy Stuff too!!! I hope they have satchel's headband!!

I can't see you, but I can shoot you!

so you're blind, like video games, and want to play more, well, here ya go! Wired magazine's site has this to say on great games for the blind for your computer (come on, you know you want to play!)

Friday, March 11, 2005

If ever you were to waste a large sum of money, This, for ME!!!

Do umm, a lot of you know that I am a SUCKER for all things driving games. (formula one especially!)
Well, now I can drive my simulators correctly and feel the g-forces with this, the Mavromatic simulator (thanks gizmodo). Check this video out and realize that you must all go in together and find a way to get one of these for me!!! (I'm not beggni g or anything).

Hang on a sec, I must mop up my drool.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Find some decent trails! (mountain biking)

Well you could try here. or Here, or even back at the previous 2 times I wrote the word here.

Monday, March 07, 2005

No Pants Day May 6th!!! YOU WILL COMPLY!!!

So like, No Pants Day may 6th!!! What else is there to know?

Thursday, March 03, 2005

File it under T for technique!

Check out these hysterical comical type things! They're clickabletastic!

Thanks again Boing Boing, you're the best!

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Arrgh! Nostalgia attack!! Everybody down!

Yeah, I had a quick nostalgia attack!! So suck on this a one time!!!!

Silverhawks!!!!!

oh yeah, and there's a link to some cool MASK stuff too!!!!

Well I hope you're happy!

I can see clearly now, just right through you!

I can see all obstacles, but for you!!! (did you sing it?!)

Anwyay, finally a little better development in cloaking technology. I only wonder, you know,, if it works. As I said to my buddy Stanley Pons and his compadre Mr. Fleischman,,,"So, ya think this works too?"

Who knows?!

Thanks National Geographic

QuasiTurbine?!

Thanks Gizmag!
Found this odd bit of motor technology, it's rather interesting, but I admit I'd never seen any of it's ilk before (I guess that 's why it's "new" technology).

Anyway, the motor itself is rather intreguing, worth a look,,,, or else!!

When Cars dream, this is how they dream! F1

If you know me well at all, you know that for some crazy reason I LOVE Formula 1 racing!!! It's bizzarre, I'm American, and I love F1!! Go figure!

Anyway, Mark Webber (Williams driver) got the Bridge in Sydney Harbor to himself for a few high speed straights and U-Turns.

Oh I wish I was an F1 driver!!! Keep in mind the images ARE NOT PHOTOSHOPED!! This is what cars dream of!

Also go check out Gizmag!! It's loaded with techno fun!

If you're acutally reading this, why don't you drop a note (not you mom!) and say hello! (she writes me enough as it is!)

Monday, February 28, 2005

Tron-tacular!

Remember Tron? Well, it's still around! Apparently a little while ago a game was made that celebrated Tron's 20th anniversary, and well, it looks mildly cool!

Friday, February 25, 2005

Kevin Kelly you smarty!!

If you haven't been to see Kevin Kelly's cool tools site, you're a moron,, er,, I mean, now you are enlightened, go, enjoy, delight, learn!

If you haven't been there, I do however applaud your effort for removing the rock from on top of yourself. You're forgiven.

Here's his latest wonderous bit, that makes our little cottage industries that much better.
It's how to sell anything on Amazon!!
So cool, ,,,

so cool,,,,

escardon me?.

ok, so you fear earthquakes, what about this guy?

View through link!!
Excuse me sir, I think you have a severe illness.
Sorry bout that.
thanks core77

let's go Oakland!!!

Let's go Oak-land!
da
da
da da da
Let's go Oak-land!

buy some tix, here comes the season!!!!!

For the good of the Horde, tell me you've been reading this!!!!

Get Fuzzy!

That is all.

The rest is commentary, go and learn it.

(it's a funny comic, here's how to read it online)

Whoa!!! Coolest looking movie!!

Check this out, a phillip K. Dick novel, shown correctly!!! Thanks to the guys at Fark.com for this

Thursday, February 24, 2005

You're under Lockdown!!

Check this system out!! It's way cool! Finally picking out a bogey is made easier for security guards.

Can you imagine, donuts paying off!?

Oooh! Pretty New cars!!!

Geneva Auto Show!! It's like candy for my eyes!!

Only instead of stinging, like when I tried to eat those red hots through my corneas.

They are highly pleasing and in no way will increase my risk of diabetes.
Oh yeah, and they're Ffffing cool!!!!

Hint, Zonda, S, Nessie, some of the cooler ones!

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

A great little budget travel site, plus cool pics!

Joshua tree in all it's glory and some great travel stuff, check it out!

Oh! There you are God!

Thanks to our friends in the band Korn (I am neither a plural, nor do I know the band Korn)
umm, well, it seems the Korn guitarist found God!

Gee, I wonder where he was hiding (I think some people say He's everywhere!)

I say, "She's pissed!"

What club do YOU want to join? Here's mine!

The Alaska Alpine club has the COOLEST thing ever.

They make their own ice climbing mountain!!

Gee, I think everyone in Minnesota and Michigan just did a collective slap to the head.

Oh yeah, and really look at the site, you won't believe how big the tower really is (click around, trip out!)

I'll be 30 soon, and dammit, here is a really good gift!

just click this, and you'll see something that any man will NEVER need, and will ALWAYS want.

I'll reel off a few "birthday hints" in case anyone needs some extra thoughts for me turning 30, and getting "older"

I'm looking to a have an EPic Marathon year!

Or perhaps yOu just need to have a good time.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Bang?

ok, so unreal tournament kicks butt, but how about playing the communication skin version!

This is a US army training tool they've skinned with the unreal engine to teach our boys in camo how to communicate peacefully with Iraquis in meaningful terms.

Gee, it just sounds like a really good idea, howsabout a version for us regular humans, you know,, SO WE CAN PLAY NICE WITH EACH OTHER!!! (do ya like how I was shouting there;)

good bye Hunter, ya weirdo!!! We'll miss you

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST
For gosh sakes, just go take a look, This quote alone make s it,
try the link! It goes to his gonzo.org also go visit his last posting to espn!!! Shotgun golf!
Sounds like it goes along with my biathalon sport update, just think,

Moguls skiing, with shotgun targets, you've got to hit all the targets while mogul skiing down a run. there are 4 targets 2 per side.
Best time while clearing all 4 targets wins!! (it's a closed course event) maybe it needs to be a laser target type event, but for the olympic level we'll use real shotguns!!!

Friday, February 11, 2005

Yesterday's tomorrow (and other confusing sentences) (cool planes that never were)

ok, so if you're an aero buff and love the bizarre, here's a lead link for hours of fun (I didn't spend hours,,, yet)

Think fun, let your mind expand.

Look up in wonder,, or fear,,,,

OR DREAD.

And now I shall Break your Brain!!!

wEll iM going to do a little playing with formatting, but first,,,,

I shall break your bRain!!

You're welcome,,,

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Carrots anyone?

As a child, I ate carrots every day. They made my mouth itch, but I willingly ate them,, because I was forced to, by my mother. Anyway years later, after being ridiculed by my cousins and friends having had to "always eat carrots" when they came over for dinner. Well, now I think it may all be paying off! (that is if this reads correctly!) This article says that well, you should eat 400KILOGRAMS of carrots every day, umm I'm just not willing to change my diet that much!

Happy Valenticons!

Send the love!!

Check this out, cool icons for V-day!

Just a test, of the emergency blogcasting system

In the event of an actual blog, a louder and more audacious blog would
be appearing now.
This concludes the direct emailing of my blog from my new gmail
account. I'd forward you an invite, but quite frankly I haven't
figured out how to yet! (ooh! Wait! There it is!)

Oh Shit I want one of these!

http://www.brondell.com/Swash-600-400.php4
First of all, I'd like to say that I finally figured out how to hyper link my postings (yes, I am truly an idiot!)

But check out this toilet!! Sooo cool! Warm seat, bidet, dryer, it's like a dream come true! and it saves toilet paper!!! (don't skip where it says warm seat!!)

Woww!! must get now!!!

Monday, February 07, 2005

be American, watch more damn commercials!

http://dyn.ifilm.com/superbowlads/
ok, so it's what we do during the big game, we watch ads. Here they are in all their glory.

You know it was a good year, we saw underdog, a reason to use waaay more tabasco, superheros, and a resurgance of late 90's dotcom commercials (that suck and are needless)

You're welcome!

(oh yeah, and the wedding shower rocked, and I proved once again, I cannot play golf well, but it can be fun)

Friday, February 04, 2005

hey a great place to raise dinero for an east bay biz!

http://www.obdc.com/
check it out, micro biz loans for the east bay.
also great prices to be had for a Frank Ogawa center address for working!

Yee haw!!!!

You must view this, tell your friends

http://www.tokyoplastic.com/

wow, simply wow,
white black red a little grey.

View Drum machine (it's the only one I've seen so far)

I am blown away!

it's magical!! It's hysterical, it's groovy!!

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

oh yes, far too long I know

Well, it's been awhile, and well, I'm back! (sort of)
I've since left the last location of vocation, and I can now say, it was the Sharper Image, (lotsa cool, great people, there will be no ill talk of them!)

Now I make slicey stuff!! Cool!

I hope all is well, and lets hope for a blogtastic 2005! Just a wedding to go!

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Good emergency info (just in case)

http://www.palmsource.com/interests/emergency/

 

Hey! I found this great data at palmsource, and while I don’t know if it’ll save a life today, it could come in handy, find your favorite and store it in your palm, you never know!

 

 

Friday, November 05, 2004

YAYYY!!! The Episode III teaser is here!

Omi God! Omi God! Omi God!

It’s here!!!

Ok, so I know I’m a big huge geek, but let’s be serious, I’ve been waiting for this since I’ve been alive, so, get off my cloud, go to starwars.com and watch the teaser trailer, and rejoice!!!!

And be, afraid.

 

Friday, October 22, 2004

testing for the new email style posting and simplicity

Ok, so if you haven’t seen this site yet, and you’ve never been there, and you’re interested in technology, well then you’re an idiot.

 

http://www.engadget.com/

 

Go there, but only hourly and on weekdays, cause they sure as heck don’t answer on the weekends!! (ok, maybe they do, but I have no way of knowing!)

 

Have a happy day!  It’s Friday!!!!!!

 

 Later –H.B.

Friday, October 08, 2004

proof of an idiot!

onegoodmove.org/1gm - Love Docs

well, I don't do political stuff, but,,,,

Thursday, October 07, 2004

smart.com - BRABUS Accessories

smart.com - BRABUS Accessories

my new fetish object!!! I've got to get the brabus roadster!!! It rocks!!!! (ok, I'll wait till I own the saturn, and the newest brabus is out, but come on! wow!!)

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

fabzone

fabzone

ooh! neat prefab home designs! Way cool! all great links and ideas, also a link to the dwell competition!

Thursday, September 30, 2004

Monday, September 27, 2004

plazes.beta

plazes.beta

Ooohh!! ohhh!!! This is so neat you've got to do it!!! Wow!! We can locate things and meet there, and rate them, and find good restraunts, and more stuff, and it's so cool!! I tell you it's Rad!!! (did I say rad?)

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Burning Man 2004

Burning Man 2004

An interesting burning man link, why don't you wonder more?!

Optimus Prime's sister was a stripper

?????????? 7/11????????

Believe it or not, the title is very appropirate and well worth viewing, just remember (in case you weren't born in the mid 70's) Optimus prime was a big rig.

Monday, September 13, 2004

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

REI: Camping Expert Advice

REI: Camping Expert Advice

Geocaching is cool, so join in! this link goes straight to the geocaching hint of of all!

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

CB2, a new destination from Crate and Barrel

CB2, a new destination from Crate and Barrel

Finally! More crate less barrel!! It's modern furniture from a big store! yayyy!!!

800CEOREAD.com

800CEOREAD.com


note to self,, buy this!! Guy Kawasaki is AWESOME!!! (plus there's a jump drive!)

Finally I can be on my favorite monster and he'll win!!

Kaiju Big Battel | Live Monster Mayhem

You've got to see this! Battling monsters, can there be any better live show?! (yes, but I bet this would come in a close third!) So go see it,, and tell me all about it!

Wired 12.09: Scientific Method Man

Wired 12.09: Scientific Method Man

Now this is my kind of science, finally someone who's looking for the right holes! I've wondered about this for years, and now someone's working on the right part of the problem!!! Cool!

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

how to be creative

gapingvoid%3A how to be creative

ummm,, it does what it says?,,,?

Mulsanne Corner

Mulsanne%27s Corner

Holy crap! A really interesting technical overview of great Le Mans cars, what do you know! Later, they'll do something useful likel look at F1 cars the same way (without a pay service ATLAS!)

Friday, August 20, 2004

Monday, August 16, 2004

Cheap Stingy Bastard: Digtal Camera

Cheap Stingy Bastard: Digtal Camera

I swear that, at some point in time, I'll save big money with this!!!!

ahh the wave of silly joy washes over me!!

Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness
Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness, yes, finally what "NOT" to do with your new antenna, and other needless images that will make milk bubbles come out your nose (especially funny if you're not a milk drinker!)

Thursday, August 12, 2004

AUTO2010: Future of car and automotive transportation

AUTO2010: Future of car and automotive transportation: "suction-traction 'Remora.' "

I can't believe this is the only picture of this I can find! Go see the remora car, be flabbergasted. Move on

give it away give it away give it away now

collision detection: a blog of clive thompson

ooh free games, from rock star even no less!! (just download and probably tell they what you plan on naming thier,, er your firstborn)

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

great maps of marin!!!

Pease Press Home
use the maps Luke!

MIT, go there, don't have to be there!

MIT OpenCourseWare | OCW Home

yeah, finally some decent at home learning,,
It's friggin MIT people!!! (does Cal Tech have one of these?)

hook a celly up!

Modphone� :: Stingray Phones

umm, I'm a little frustrated, these guys don't say how much their product costs, I'm sure it's a pretty penny. Anyway, it's the only way I know to swath a cell phone in stingray skin. Coool

Monday, August 09, 2004

what the hell did you just hear?!

YES, Inc. - Interactive Radio and Television

go hear, find out the name of the song, per your radio station, and where you live, then bitch and moan about the group that just played properly!

make your own little handheld!!!

gumstix - all things small

ooh, this is a cool site,, if you want to design and program your own itty bitty computer!

mmm, halfbakery!!! (potheads need not apply!)

recent 3

got an invention that is ridiculous, here it is!!! (now don't bring it to me!)

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Hey Fred! Fix your Palm!!!!!

palmOne - Support - Warranty Information (U.S.)

Note to self,, click on this ya numbskull!!!!

just plain great injection molding data

IDFuel, the Industrial Design Weblog
check the links and stuff! great for injection molding and overmolding data.

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Waterball Launcher

Waterball Launcher

coem on, someday, I have to have a waterball!! (oh, and you can watch the commercial too!)

Monday, August 02, 2004

eHow.com How things get done

Welcome to eHow.com How things get done

well, this is just how things get done I guess. umm, so if you do stuff, go here? Hang on a sec, I'm going to make a needlessly audacious statement and meekly attempt to back it up and,,, oh, right, they've already done this. Oh well, at least it's well done.

Inventor of Pop Rocks candy dies Bill, we never knew ye,, Thank You.

KESQ NewsChannel 3 Palm Springs, CA: Inventor of Pop Rocks candy dies in Stockton at 92

Sadly we must report that the developer (inventor is such a dirty word) of Pop Rocks, our beloved candy has died. It is truly a sad time. I hope that we all can remember this as a national holiday.

In related news, I shall now reveal a small combination of two of some of Mr. Mitchell's greatest creations.

Jiggly Pops:

Make Jello Jigglers, with half the required water, then use clear (unspiced, sorry Mon Capitan) Rum for the other half of the liquid. (please be over 21 for this delightful snack)

Then, just before serving, sprinkle liberally with Pop rocks on top of the jigglers,

Now, you two have made your own Homage to our beloved Mr. Mitchell.

Seat Blasphemy meter to YEEEHAWW!!!!!

TEAM AMERICA - Large

ok, so if you don't watch this trailer your life is slowly decreasing. Remember to be blashphemous, and to enjoy entirely the movie on the way (it's a trailer, have quicktime,, then LAUGH!)