Friday, May 27, 2005
Friday, April 15, 2005
This kid is AMAZING!!!!
Someone needs to go pro shortly after potty training!!!
The hand eye coordination and lack of attention to what people "should" do with a helicopter are what really make this kid something!
Thanks boing boing!
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Underwater Brilliance!!
So help them out!!! This is the first worthy cause I've seen in a while (that isn't about helping people affected by the tsunami, or cancer, or other thing that belittles and destroys humans that can do nothing to stop it)
2nD life!! Money makin money money makin!
Finally you can be a nerd, or a gym teacher, or a garbage man,, like you've always dreamed!!!!
Monday, March 28, 2005
Coolest chairs ever (if yo've got space for em!)
But when we DO have the room for it, check out some of these great chairs and other stuff in this awesome collections from gopingpong aps.
Cloven Magic!!
It's a sweet looking garlic peeler!!! WOW!!!
My mind,, I do believe it is blown.
As for myself, Shannon and I have moved into the new place, wow!!
Now we have to set it up! (oy!)
Thursday, March 24, 2005
Yeah Right Barry, "Muscle Weight"
Possibly the quote of the year from such an idiot!
Just remember when he didn't have all that "muscle weight".
It's just ridiculous.
I was there in 1988, when dad pointed to Ben Johnson before the 100 meters, as he pointed nonchalantly and said "He's on steroids"
Where's your gold medal now ben? I bet he's lost a little "muscle weight" too.
Stupid idiots. They're as bad as the actors who never went to college that want to tell us all about their causes, since they have all the money and free time in the world and don't feel reality applies to them,, arrgh!
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Whoever Tonx is,,,Holy Sit!
ok, so I double up on this one, since, well I found something else infinitely cool, that I just have to get up now!!! Holy Sit!
It's a showing at cranbrook, and well, it's actually cool, and arty, and a little bit designy.
Plus for all you sickos out there, fancy computers from Qualia!
I'm not sold, but T is!
Wear Green, Drink Guiness, it's that simple stupid!
What my next office will look like! (thanks aint it cool and pixar!)
Well, This dude got a tour of the studios, and well, best idea for offices/cubicles ever! Check it out!
Here's the link to his rockin article (the rest of the stuff is cool too)
Thanks aint it cool news dude!
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Unionize! Unionize?! Unionize?
Anyhew, way to go!
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Finally Duct tape wallets for free! Take that Kline!
Now I can do it on the cheap!!! (Since I have's me some duct tape already!)
Thanks you guys and gal's at core77 for the tip
Monday, March 14, 2005
Whaoo!! The new machine is here!
3 Ghz 1Gig ram 256 Mb video
160 Gb drive.
It's like I can finally do some projects at home at full speed!
ok, ok,, ok,, so now my driving games work correctly for once.
Gee does that mean trouble for anyone? I guess so.
Cheers!!
Dude, I've got a dell!!!
I'm still alive!!! (and they're not!)
Here are some people that didn't
Robert Johnson (he started the curse off)
Jimi Hendrix
Janis Joplin
Kurt Cobain
Pigpen (Grateful Dead)
Jim Morrison
Brian Jones (Rolling Stones)
Nick Drake (an old 26)
Tim Buckley (a young 28)
Nanny nanny na nah!!!!!!!!
It's good to taunt death!
Spike Jonze is still cooler than you! (and me!)
Get Fuzzier or else!!!
Anyhew, Here's were to buy Get Fuzzy Stuff too!!! I hope they have satchel's headband!!
I can't see you, but I can shoot you!
Friday, March 11, 2005
If ever you were to waste a large sum of money, This, for ME!!!
Well, now I can drive my simulators correctly and feel the g-forces with this, the Mavromatic simulator (thanks gizmodo). Check this video out and realize that you must all go in together and find a way to get one of these for me!!! (I'm not beggni g or anything).
Hang on a sec, I must mop up my drool.
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Monday, March 07, 2005
No Pants Day May 6th!!! YOU WILL COMPLY!!!
Thursday, March 03, 2005
File it under T for technique!
Thanks again Boing Boing, you're the best!
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Arrgh! Nostalgia attack!! Everybody down!
Silverhawks!!!!!
oh yeah, and there's a link to some cool MASK stuff too!!!!
Well I hope you're happy!
I can see clearly now, just right through you!
Anwyay, finally a little better development in cloaking technology. I only wonder, you know,, if it works. As I said to my buddy Stanley Pons and his compadre Mr. Fleischman,,,"So, ya think this works too?"
Who knows?!
Thanks National Geographic
QuasiTurbine?!
Found this odd bit of motor technology, it's rather interesting, but I admit I'd never seen any of it's ilk before (I guess that 's why it's "new" technology).
Anyway, the motor itself is rather intreguing, worth a look,,,, or else!!
When Cars dream, this is how they dream! F1
Anyway, Mark Webber (Williams driver) got the Bridge in Sydney Harbor to himself for a few high speed straights and U-Turns.
Oh I wish I was an F1 driver!!! Keep in mind the images ARE NOT PHOTOSHOPED!! This is what cars dream of!
Also go check out Gizmag!! It's loaded with techno fun!
If you're acutally reading this, why don't you drop a note (not you mom!) and say hello! (she writes me enough as it is!)
Monday, February 28, 2005
Tron-tacular!
Friday, February 25, 2005
Kevin Kelly you smarty!!
If you haven't been there, I do however applaud your effort for removing the rock from on top of yourself. You're forgiven.
Here's his latest wonderous bit, that makes our little cottage industries that much better.
It's how to sell anything on Amazon!!
So cool, ,,,
so cool,,,,
escardon me?.
For the good of the Horde, tell me you've been reading this!!!!
That is all.
The rest is commentary, go and learn it.
(it's a funny comic, here's how to read it online)
Whoa!!! Coolest looking movie!!
Thursday, February 24, 2005
You're under Lockdown!!
Can you imagine, donuts paying off!?
Oooh! Pretty New cars!!!
Only instead of stinging, like when I tried to eat those red hots through my corneas.
They are highly pleasing and in no way will increase my risk of diabetes.
Oh yeah, and they're Ffffing cool!!!!
Hint, Zonda, S, Nessie, some of the cooler ones!
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
A great little budget travel site, plus cool pics!
Oh! There you are God!
umm, well, it seems the Korn guitarist found God!
Gee, I wonder where he was hiding (I think some people say He's everywhere!)
I say, "She's pissed!"
What club do YOU want to join? Here's mine!
They make their own ice climbing mountain!!
Gee, I think everyone in Minnesota and Michigan just did a collective slap to the head.
Oh yeah, and really look at the site, you won't believe how big the tower really is (click around, trip out!)
I'll be 30 soon, and dammit, here is a really good gift!
I'll reel off a few "birthday hints" in case anyone needs some extra thoughts for me turning 30, and getting "older"
I'm looking to a have an EPic Marathon year!
Or perhaps yOu just need to have a good time.
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Bang?
This is a US army training tool they've skinned with the unreal engine to teach our boys in camo how to communicate peacefully with Iraquis in meaningful terms.
Gee, it just sounds like a really good idea, howsabout a version for us regular humans, you know,, SO WE CAN PLAY NICE WITH EACH OTHER!!! (do ya like how I was shouting there;)
good bye Hunter, ya weirdo!!! We'll miss you
For gosh sakes, just go take a look, This quote alone make s it,
try the link! It goes to his gonzo.org also go visit his last posting to espn!!! Shotgun golf!
Sounds like it goes along with my biathalon sport update, just think,
Moguls skiing, with shotgun targets, you've got to hit all the targets while mogul skiing down a run. there are 4 targets 2 per side.
Best time while clearing all 4 targets wins!! (it's a closed course event) maybe it needs to be a laser target type event, but for the olympic level we'll use real shotguns!!!
Friday, February 11, 2005
Yesterday's tomorrow (and other confusing sentences) (cool planes that never were)
Think fun, let your mind expand.
Look up in wonder,, or fear,,,,
OR DREAD.
And now I shall Break your Brain!!!
I shall break your bRain!!
You're welcome,,,
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Carrots anyone?
Just a test, of the emergency blogcasting system
be appearing now.
This concludes the direct emailing of my blog from my new gmail
account. I'd forward you an invite, but quite frankly I haven't
figured out how to yet! (ooh! Wait! There it is!)
Oh Shit I want one of these!
First of all, I'd like to say that I finally figured out how to hyper link my postings (yes, I am truly an idiot!)
But check out this toilet!! Sooo cool! Warm seat, bidet, dryer, it's like a dream come true! and it saves toilet paper!!! (don't skip where it says warm seat!!)
Woww!! must get now!!!
Monday, February 07, 2005
be American, watch more damn commercials!
ok, so it's what we do during the big game, we watch ads. Here they are in all their glory.
You know it was a good year, we saw underdog, a reason to use waaay more tabasco, superheros, and a resurgance of late 90's dotcom commercials (that suck and are needless)
You're welcome!
(oh yeah, and the wedding shower rocked, and I proved once again, I cannot play golf well, but it can be fun)
Friday, February 04, 2005
hey a great place to raise dinero for an east bay biz!
check it out, micro biz loans for the east bay.
also great prices to be had for a Frank Ogawa center address for working!
Yee haw!!!!
You must view this, tell your friends
wow, simply wow,
white black red a little grey.
View Drum machine (it's the only one I've seen so far)
I am blown away!
it's magical!! It's hysterical, it's groovy!!
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
oh yes, far too long I know
I've since left the last location of vocation, and I can now say, it was the Sharper Image, (lotsa cool, great people, there will be no ill talk of them!)
Now I make slicey stuff!! Cool!
I hope all is well, and lets hope for a blogtastic 2005! Just a wedding to go!
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Good emergency info (just in case)
http://www.palmsource.com/interests/emergency/
Hey! I found this great data at palmsource, and while I don’t know if it’ll save a life today, it could come in handy, find your favorite and store it in your palm, you never know!
Friday, November 05, 2004
YAYYY!!! The Episode III teaser is here!
Omi God! Omi God! Omi God!
It’s here!!!
Ok, so I know I’m a big huge geek, but let’s be serious, I’ve been waiting for this since I’ve been alive, so, get off my cloud, go to starwars.com and watch the teaser trailer, and rejoice!!!!
And be, afraid.
Friday, October 22, 2004
testing for the new email style posting and simplicity
Ok, so if you haven’t seen this site yet, and you’ve never been there, and you’re interested in technology, well then you’re an idiot.
Go there, but only hourly and on weekdays, cause they sure as heck don’t answer on the weekends!! (ok, maybe they do, but I have no way of knowing!)
Have a happy day! It’s Friday!!!!!!
Later –H.B.
Sunday, October 17, 2004
Finally someone developed a game just for me!!!!
It's called, "Evil Genius!!!" Hahah hahhah hah ha!!!!
Friday, October 15, 2004
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Monday, October 11, 2004
Friday, October 08, 2004
Thursday, October 07, 2004
smart.com - BRABUS Accessories
my new fetish object!!! I've got to get the brabus roadster!!! It rocks!!!! (ok, I'll wait till I own the saturn, and the newest brabus is out, but come on! wow!!)
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Monday, September 27, 2004
plazes.beta
Ooohh!! ohhh!!! This is so neat you've got to do it!!! Wow!! We can locate things and meet there, and rate them, and find good restraunts, and more stuff, and it's so cool!! I tell you it's Rad!!! (did I say rad?)
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Optimus Prime's sister was a stripper
Believe it or not, the title is very appropirate and well worth viewing, just remember (in case you weren't born in the mid 70's) Optimus prime was a big rig.
Monday, September 13, 2004
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
REI: Camping Expert Advice
Geocaching is cool, so join in! this link goes straight to the geocaching hint of of all!
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
CB2, a new destination from Crate and Barrel
Finally! More crate less barrel!! It's modern furniture from a big store! yayyy!!!
Finally I can be on my favorite monster and he'll win!!
You've got to see this! Battling monsters, can there be any better live show?! (yes, but I bet this would come in a close third!) So go see it,, and tell me all about it!
Wired 12.09: Scientific Method Man
Now this is my kind of science, finally someone who's looking for the right holes! I've wondered about this for years, and now someone's working on the right part of the problem!!! Cool!
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Mulsanne Corner
Holy crap! A really interesting technical overview of great Le Mans cars, what do you know! Later, they'll do something useful likel look at F1 cars the same way (without a pay service ATLAS!)
Friday, August 20, 2004
Monday, August 16, 2004
Cheap Stingy Bastard: Digtal Camera
I swear that, at some point in time, I'll save big money with this!!!!
ahh the wave of silly joy washes over me!!
Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness, yes, finally what "NOT" to do with your new antenna, and other needless images that will make milk bubbles come out your nose (especially funny if you're not a milk drinker!)
Friday, August 13, 2004
Thursday, August 12, 2004
AUTO2010: Future of car and automotive transportation
I can't believe this is the only picture of this I can find! Go see the remora car, be flabbergasted. Move on
give it away give it away give it away now
ooh free games, from rock star even no less!! (just download and probably tell they what you plan on naming thier,, er your firstborn)
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
MIT, go there, don't have to be there!
yeah, finally some decent at home learning,,
It's friggin MIT people!!! (does Cal Tech have one of these?)
hook a celly up!
umm, I'm a little frustrated, these guys don't say how much their product costs, I'm sure it's a pretty penny. Anyway, it's the only way I know to swath a cell phone in stingray skin. Coool
Monday, August 09, 2004
what the hell did you just hear?!
go hear, find out the name of the song, per your radio station, and where you live, then bitch and moan about the group that just played properly!
make your own little handheld!!!
ooh, this is a cool site,, if you want to design and program your own itty bitty computer!
Friday, August 06, 2004
Thursday, August 05, 2004
just plain great injection molding data
check the links and stuff! great for injection molding and overmolding data.
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Waterball Launcher
coem on, someday, I have to have a waterball!! (oh, and you can watch the commercial too!)
Monday, August 02, 2004
eHow.com How things get done
well, this is just how things get done I guess. umm, so if you do stuff, go here? Hang on a sec, I'm going to make a needlessly audacious statement and meekly attempt to back it up and,,, oh, right, they've already done this. Oh well, at least it's well done.
Inventor of Pop Rocks candy dies Bill, we never knew ye,, Thank You.
Sadly we must report that the developer (inventor is such a dirty word) of Pop Rocks, our beloved candy has died. It is truly a sad time. I hope that we all can remember this as a national holiday.
In related news, I shall now reveal a small combination of two of some of Mr. Mitchell's greatest creations.
Jiggly Pops:
Make Jello Jigglers, with half the required water, then use clear (unspiced, sorry Mon Capitan) Rum for the other half of the liquid. (please be over 21 for this delightful snack)
Then, just before serving, sprinkle liberally with Pop rocks on top of the jigglers,
Now, you two have made your own Homage to our beloved Mr. Mitchell.
Seat Blasphemy meter to YEEEHAWW!!!!!
ok, so if you don't watch this trailer your life is slowly decreasing. Remember to be blashphemous, and to enjoy entirely the movie on the way (it's a trailer, have quicktime,, then LAUGH!)