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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

AAAGHGHH patent office! WHY have you forsaken ME?!

DAMN it why?!

Why must I always fail?!

Why do you have the most convolouded, Fucked up system known to man?!

Will the new private pair work?!

Who knows?!

You can't get a fucking webcast to work!!!!

Also, You can login,, if you have a customer number...

Oh good, you've got that,

in under 2 months.

Now you can get your "certificate"

Careful, remember to send in your email address, so they can tell you that it's not there and not mail you anything and totally forget to let you know about it in any way possible.

Oh yeah, and when you get that information,,

IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!

I am not a well man.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Go Gauchos!!!! UCSB wins soccer National Championships!

Now that's how to win!! (they dump the goal posts into the ocean, check the vids!)


Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Monday, December 04, 2006

Give!!! (it just takes a click!)

For some reason there's a way to click and that's giving (who knows why!)

anyway, here's the link! Click like mad!!!

Thanks lifehacker!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Nice Astra!!

wow!









What Will Schumi do next?! This!!!

You'll laugh

You'll cry,,

But only if you know who 7 time world champion Michael Schumacher is.

Video 1

Video 2

Video 3

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Rock the NNAKA!! That's Hannukah slowbies!!!

Time to bring the fun with Jdub records.

Reboot, highly kosher bizdevrockin.

Over at the PJalliance (Progressive Jewish Alliance, not pajamas!) They're talkin bout the Vodka Latke Festival of lights! (SF/LA sorry right coasters!)

See how bad it is being a Jew from Fresno, I never knew about the Vodka part!!! (ok, no one I'm related to drinks, that splains` it well).

So get ready to light em up!! Get your fair trade gelt out (fair trade coffee too, come on, what else are you having with your cake?!) and rock the driedel old school!!! 1322 baby!!!

Keep it kosher and current.

What the heck, just move to Chelm! Thanks Golem, your oscar is on the way!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Tuesday afternoon goodness, but it's MY goodness!





ooh!!! an easy way to learn about the web!

Gotta check these chairs!! They hold books!!!
Another book holding chair!

Thanks for those popgadget!

Oh and to my buddy Erik, here's a fun Train Blog! He's not well, he likes Trains, John Deere, and Fisk!

Oh yeah, and all you plus loving kids, get this for when santa comes!! (it's what's pictured)

Here's today's dose of Super!

To begin, there is CERN. You know, where the science comes from (and the chocolate, the Swiss Rock!)

Here's a group of videos that show how the ATLAS detector on the world's biggest machine works.

Here's a link to a company that makes sweet Heads up displays for biking, karting, and other forms of awesome racing! So cool. Thanks Gizmag

Oh yeah, and if ya wanna go grow your own ACL go here.

Doh! I almost forgot!

here's the fab at home main page

Monday, November 27, 2006

FSM, it's flyingspaghettimonstertastic!


ok Mike here ya go!!!

Flying Spaghetti Monster!


wikipedia's link

boingboinged

The Church of the FSM


That should explain it.

(oh yeah, and it mocks the idiots that don't believe in evolution if you hadn't figured it out yet.)

thansk wikipedia for the image!

Testing testing, this is only a test, if it were testicles, that would be different.

See it's just a test, in the event of an actual
testicle, you'd be at a bad site. Who wants to see
balls?!

Speaking of which, Amy Sedaris has a new book, it
looks great! I can't wait!


Sunday, November 26, 2006

I want!!!!

Ok, so it' s that time of the year again. So here's a way to know what to get for people (if they're named me)

you can always go to where I blog for this post

You can find my Amazon gift list

You can find my iwants list at delicious,

or you can always wing it with a Lotus Elise.

I'm just saying.

been too long, but I'm back on it!

You do understand, first of all, that Chuck is EVERYWHERE

Second, Russian Bears are cute! Especially if they're the basis for the 1980 olympic mascots and alcholics!

Blow me, as stated by a dolphin, (or something like that)

One of my new favorite bands! (oh yeah, and it's time for Mike to make his debut!!) Show me the bands buddy!

Nuts to you too buddy! Nahh, I'm just stressin out!

Hope your turkey day was filled with awesome!! If it wasn't,, why!? Oh yeah, and so you bloggers know, blogger is now hooked up under your gmail account.

P.S. you can find me blogging at www.coolest-gadgets.com now!! wahoo! (it's professionalesque!)

Saturday, September 30, 2006

I did it finally! THUNDERBIRD Ho!!!

Yeah, so I put in a day of thunderbird work and added a few extensions. Well,, I did!

Anyway, it seems to work rather nicely. It's just weird to finally do something so smart. (should I have said that?)

Well I did, it is very smooth and simple. It works quite well, I think I need to figure out how to use the spam and the filters a bit better, but once I've got that down I think I'll be ok.

I've hooked up all my webmail stuff, which has kept me in fear of doing this, but once I found the proper extensions, and figured out some simple settings (yes, I felt stupid too). Anyway, it rocks, now I can't wait to integrate all my work correctly, alas, it won't be today, still too lazy to complete the patent stuff I should, aargh!

Friday, September 29, 2006

Hello you wonderful IP people, here's the firefox stuff I promised

Ok folks, here's how to run firefox the fun way!

First of course, ya's gots to get yer firefox.

http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/

read the simple rundown on that page and be blown away, firefox is that great!

Now, you can click on the tools tab to get extensions, (it's just that easy!)
You can also go to the popular extensions site

https://addons.mozilla.org/search.php?app=firefox&appfilter=firefox&type=E&sort=downloads

at this site, you can easily select the top 15 or so with confidence (as they apply to you). Additionally it is their official site, so you can trust it more.

The site below has a more focused route for telling you about extensions that do specific jobs (try them both, hit control + T enter a new tab and bring them up next to each other, welcome to tabbed browsing!!)

http://www.econsultant.com/i-want-firefox-extension/index.html

here's the official list of "Fred approved" firefox extensions.

IE tab: runs native windows explorer in a firefox tab

NoScript: ad/popup/script blocker

Fasterfox: makes it go faster, no brainer!

Adblock: ad/popup/script blocker

AdblockPlus: ad/popup/script blocker (I know I get redundant, I also don't get viruses!)

pdfdownload: use it for those .pdfs I told you about

del.icio.us: best extension here,, you are using del.icio.us aren't you?! Aren't you?! (hint, put me in your network if you do any tech research whatsoever! ( freds4hb, it's always how to find me))

bugmenot: gets you stealthily into la times, etc. helps when you don't have a subscription, kinda bad, but sometimes I just want the info.

aspator: patent nirvana! Use it, or waste lots of time, your choice.
videodownloader: nuff said

sessionsaver: did your firefox crash? So what! Just turn it back on and you're right back where you were! A real lifesaver! Beats the crap out of history.

googlenotebook: sign up for a gmail account (duh) then go get into googlenotebook, make notes on sites just for yourself, they stay with you across platforms since they're used by logging into google, it's a real help for simple notes, even when you're away from your machine! (think shared notes at home, work, or on the go with a laptop you can always access)

tabmixplus: nice for viewing multiple tabs at a time

stumbleupon: great time waster/random good site generator


I hope that helps!!

Also here's a quick rundown of what I use on a daily basis.

Office
Adobe Creative Suite
Firefox
itunes (ok, I'm a sucker for old time radio, just stream it people, it's freee!)
titlebarclock (just handy lightweight, free, and helpful)
convert: converts any units, really helpful! http://joshmadison.net/software/
Rhino (here at work)
solidworks at home (it's the best thing ever for 3d modelling!)
Palm pilot (duh) been using it since 1996, I'll change when,, ok I won't.
google earth (note to self: put globe in trash)

seriously the only other big help I can give you is to use del.icio.us!!! It's so powerful, and by using the extension to add a tag in firefox, it just does so much to organize what you're looking for (and yes you can keep them private just by clicking the checkbox for private)

I hope I've helped!!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Why is Barry Bonds allowed to play baseball?


Read This article

and This one

and tell me that Barry Bonds is allowed to play baseball. Your answer will be NO.

Cheating is wrong!