AAAGHGHH patent office! WHY have you forsaken ME?!

DAMN it why?!

Why must I always fail?!

Why do you have the most convolouded, Fucked up system known to man?!

Will the new private pair work?!

Who knows?!

You can't get a fucking webcast to work!!!!

Also, You can login,, if you have a customer number...

Oh good, you've got that,

in under 2 months.

Now you can get your "certificate"

Careful, remember to send in your email address, so they can tell you that it's not there and not mail you anything and totally forget to let you know about it in any way possible.

Oh yeah, and when you get that information,,

IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!

I am not a well man.

Have a great life day! Or I'll have Chewie pull your arms off!

fun video goodness for today

Oh and bridge to terrabithia is coming out!

And you'll get a kick out of this! It's from the YKK zipper people (why? I have no idea!)

Go Gauchos!!!! UCSB wins soccer National Championships!

Now that's how to win!! (they dump the goal posts into the ocean, check the vids!)

I think Mary had a little lamb,, in silence maybe?

USFL, gosh,, ummm, it was football.

Found this, had to show it.

When once there was a time....

Yes, that's an oakland Invaders helmet.
You're welcome.

Technology for technology's sake, ahh the stupid.

Thanks FQuick

Give!!! (it just takes a click!)

For some reason there's a way to click and that's giving (who knows why!)

anyway, here's the link! Click like mad!!!

Thanks lifehacker!