F=MA G=9.81 m/s2 *M =Fun!

So the fancy pinewood derby went on today, and kicked ass even though no one asked me to drive!! (can you believe it!?) So like I'm posting one pic because you HAVE to click the link just to see them all!

This link goes to the gizmag article

this link goes to the pics of all the cool cars

And this little piggy goes to market!!

Now where did I put that city and/or dark matter for that matter?

So umm,

Big mayan city found (right where they left it!)

and ,, uhh, the rest of the universe. It's like dark matter and stuff!

Thanks National Geographic!!!

I'm just saying.

Today's microarray

Ok, so I'm a wee bit peeved, but here is the link to Chewbacca throwing out the first pitch at Fenway. Like usual.

Here is great link of the most recent great science shots. I love salt and pepper!

And a final quick note, we're all screwed for good by self assembling robots. Wheee!!!

Just so ya know.

Chris is up and blogging!! Go read it!!!

My deer friend Chris has his blog up! Go and read it!!

He's smart and interesting! And if you don't believe that, then,, you're the dumb one!

Plus it's really hard for him to typ with hooves!

The odds of peeing myself are highly increased!

Dane Cook funny!!

Go to his site.

watch videos!

Be near a toilet so you can pee!

(or just view outside)

Sweet Jumps

UC Berkeley is competing in the DARPA challenge (without me!)

Go CAL!!!!

Oh yeah, and check their cool videos. Especially sweet jumps!!
(and if you haven't seen Napolean dynamite, well, then you suck.)

Oh don't you worry, he's a VERY well trained bear,, probably.

Yes, you too can kiss a bear in Canada. Our floppy headed neighbors to the north have invented yet another fun (read "stupid, possibly deadly, and definitely smelly") activity to join in when visiting our canuckian friends in the higher latitudes (unles of course you live in Alaska, then, they're kinda like easterners I guess).

Yeah, well click the link, laugh, and then be glad that you live in a city where bears are wisely kept in spacious cages that we're not encouraged to enter into unless you're going to tell them about jesus, and then, if that's what you're going to do, I'll pay your way into the zoo.

Can you tell I've had coffee today? Well I have !!!

Commander, these retro rockets SUCK!!!

So you may remember our very own little cluster @#$#@ when we tried to free the hostages in Iran back in 1980. Well, here's a really cool way that it almost worked, without the horrible unfortunate crashing and death of our wonderful boys in green.

This was an experiment to land C-130's in a soccer field, and well, "stop on a dime"

It turned out to be more expensive than that. (everybody was fine, one person bit their toungue and another had a bruise, after you watch the video, all you can say, is, wow!) Oh and four of the people in the rear of the plane were "blown out the back hatch" still all were fine.

Secret stuff is so cool!

I can find you in 3 quick clicks! (they finally made it!)

So there's a new "cheap" GPS tracker out. Seems like some decent work. I'm not overly impressed by the ID. Simpler and cleaner (or a lot more tech look) would've been a better choice, and don't even ask me about the color! But overall, it's a great piece of function! So go ahead, fall off a glacier, get trapped in a shipping container, they'll find you!! (or at least your bloated corpse!) Unless of course you're just being held hostage or something.

Cheers!

oOOOH! pRETTY!!!!

Thanks to our friends at NASA (Bill, this means you!)

There are these wonderful pictures of solar flares and the like. They're just so beautiful!!

Happy talk like a pirate day people!!!

Mad physics are fun!! finally a great way to remove those annoying eyebrows!

So umm,, watch the video, it's AWESOME!!

Best part is, they teach you how to make kick ass fireballs!!!

Waaay better than those atomic fireballs!!!

umbarrased much?

At the big U.N. conference, our president has to go #1.
Can you help?

Best part, he had to ask Condi,

write what you think Condi wrote back to him in the comments.

1. You should've gone earlier like I told you!

2. Pee on Gerhard Schroeder, he's numb from the waist down.

3. Didn't we get you that freedom leg bag?

4. Remember, you're wearing your "special meeting big boy pants" so you can pee and talk at the same time! (which consequently is why he makes those faces!)

5. Umm, you have to write me that note BEFORE you go!

Wow!! I think I'm faster than me!, no,, wait,,,

So check this out! Forza motorsport and those brain boys over at Microsquish have developed a far more interesting AI system for their game check here (thanks we make money not art) It's rather remarkable, and with my insane interest in driving, I'm all the more impressed. you should be too.

How to NOT make a movie

Well if you wanted every cliche,, ever for da movies, well, here ya go.

It's quite funny, give it a look, thanks again fark!

Oh yeah, and this is the cool new humvee replacement, rock on!!!!

Buh,,,

bl blle bu
bbbb...

oh yeah, and that noise you make when you flip your lips with your index finger

you know,

bi di bi di bi di

You'd almost think starbuck is gonna show up.

brain fading hard.

must upgrade,

insert caffeine now.

Increase your self worth! Feel better about you!! Only about a thousand bucks worth of books!

Great Blogger Josh Kaufman has a PMBA Persnoal MBA project and reading list. Josh you rock!

Check it out!! (I've already got and read about 10 of the books!) Thanks to Chucky Lienbach for keeping me interested in getting learnded through the yiers. Thanx tu him I'm smarturd.

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Today's magic brought to you by the letter Schwa!

So I've found a few fun things today.
First, the SFBC site (San Francisco Bicycling Coalition) good people, great cause (help Katrina people first stupid!) They've got a great Map reference site!

Also, a really cool article about using old flying reptile designs to develop fighter planes, waaay cool! (hint, it the picture farthest right)

Anyway, that's today's coolest stuff so far.

Tune in later when flying rodent man says,
"Do I look fat in these tights?"

Shazbat! Proof weirdos are better!!!!!

Finally I have proof as to why my being a weirdo is ok in my profession!
See this great article about a study into, well, brilliant weirdos, (ok, that's not how the story goes, but go with me on that!

Also, on the same site, a GREAT hydrogen storage breakthrough!!

here we go H car!

Ummm,, Mr. Zissou, your Shark is ready!

This is so wild, this shark (found at national geographic news.com which can be fun!

It was found just before the hurricane, looks surprisingly like the Jaguar shark designed for the Steve Zissou movie with Bill murray(awesome soundtrack especially if you love Bowie!), hysterical!! (it's just smaller) (umm the one on the right is the one from the movie, the one on the left is real).

Only reality as usual is stranger than fiction, since the one above actually flouresces too!!!

Nature is so freaking cool!!!

Audio,, you've been posted! sniiffff

Yeah, I don't know why, but Jacob said bloodhound gang,,

so here ya go!! You know you love em!!

Oh yeah, and they made me think of veruca salt,, no reason!

There! Are you happy!! I've given you something to think about!!
SO think already!!

Gosh, I think my pinkie is on fire, I have no other explanation for that smell.

Three good design links, (something nice on a wednesday)

So IDSA's awards for the year are out, check them out here!

An interesting winner is from the group EVA SOLO check their site out.

Finally if you've never seen it, the eastman innovation lab is fun too.

Remember to

Mmmmmm, Kindred Spirit or, whatever is Tom Greene doing?

So like umm,,
I can tend to get distracted,, (does anything ever get tracted? Tractors could get tracted I guess. I've been attracted. Sometimes I don't even finish parenthesis.

Sometimes when I whisper I'm in parenthesis, it doesn't seem like thats something that could be loud, no one ever says like "PARENTHESIS!!" really really loud,

I find that odd.

watch this.
It's Tom Greene talking about ADD or ADHD or that thing where,, oh look chrome!!!

sometimes I like to prescribe medicine to flowers.
Paxil kills pretty plants,
so does pee.

I once put a cactus on the cocktail.
It didn't go so well,
then again, it didn't ever get syphilus!!

I'm going to make a phone call!!!
this picture is in my neato file!
I have a neato file!