umbarrased much?

At the big U.N. conference, our president has to go #1.
Can you help?

Best part, he had to ask Condi,

write what you think Condi wrote back to him in the comments.

1. You should've gone earlier like I told you!

2. Pee on Gerhard Schroeder, he's numb from the waist down.

3. Didn't we get you that freedom leg bag?

4. Remember, you're wearing your "special meeting big boy pants" so you can pee and talk at the same time! (which consequently is why he makes those faces!)

5. Umm, you have to write me that note BEFORE you go!